goats
goat close-up
baby goats
goaty love
goat attack
goat bums
pig!
unfortunately these pigs don’t have such impressively large testicles as the last male pig we had. those grand jewels of Billy ‘Bollocks’ Bacon were made into sausages and now make up the bodies of my family and their friends, which is a nice thought.
Elsa and I have invented a new game, which involves a squash racquet, a tennis ball, and biting Puff on the neck when she gets in the way
Stripey is looking more ill by the day, which we compensate for by giving him bowls of Häagen-Dazs or whole roasted chicken breasts whenever he desires. seen above in some erotic poses from his glamour shoot.
here is new baby alpaca Rafael, still soggy from the womb on Tuesday morning.
here he is with the whole crew, having dried off and learnt how to use his legs.
here is my brother holding a polystyrene gun.