A funny polar bear:

He's a twat, shouldn't have looked at me like that

Nolly and I know all the words to The Irony Of It All by The Streets. I think this makes us really cool, but only because I relate to Terry and think he would probably be my mate, if he weren't a fictional characature in a pro-drug manifesto.

When the weekend's here, I exercise my right to get paralytic and fight.