Monday, 5 September 2011

Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles (Berlin edition)

Rad street art, sunshine and lots of beer.

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die Bundestag

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ein tourist

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ein unappealing skinprodukt

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urban sofa

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fantastiche gallerie

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so urban

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more urban cool

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die U-bahn mit LSD

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ein skulpturgarten

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more fantastiche art

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erotische

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erotische

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erotische

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ampelmann, ein berliner iconik

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die brandenburg gate

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die brandenburg gate c. 1980 (?)

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eine lamposte coole

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holocaust memorial

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holocaust memorial

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die berliner mauer

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die berliner mauer

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schwabylon

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more cool art

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indeed it does

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eine frau

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ein wagon

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ich leibe berlin!

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ein leg

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more cool art

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ok

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I’m running out of ideas for captions now

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this tower and I didn’t get on

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stumble across a beach bar by the river with a VIP area reserved just for us? go on then

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practising being a VIP

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woman food vs. man food

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pathetic burger, it is the smallest burger ever created, if I were served that burger I would be so disappointed, fucking haute cusine

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pimp wagon

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das wiggen

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saw

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avatar

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pimp schuhe

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this shoe is so beautiful, it is the most beautiful shoe I have ever seen, if this shoe were mine I would be so happy, and it has a knuckleduster for a heel so if I were ever in a sticky situation I could fight

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bia saigonische!

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles (München edition)

Pretty old buildings, sunshine and lots of beer.

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Marienkirche

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eine surfing river

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echt band

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ein klein stein

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zwei klein stein

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ich liebe München, aber natürlich!

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eine kleine probleme mathematik

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die view from die tower olympik

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un-echt

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beer

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an echt hat

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bavariesche

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schloss neuschwanstein

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die marienbrücke, mit at least 10 different explanations for its existence, each one more implausible than the last

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einmal gargoylie

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fleisch halle...overpowering stench of meat on entry, clammy meat-sweats hanging in the air, busty wenches delivering meat, all in all a male paradise

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frau eine

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frau zwei

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apparently legendary cinema hall that’s played the rocky horror show, EVERY NIGHT, since 1979, now serves as a mecca for rocky horror show geeks

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schloss nymphenburg